pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019

Townie lizard

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.

Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.

by The hater going hate November 12, 2019

Slot lizard

A trashy female who has no job and spends all her money on the slot machines at the casino. She will go from one section of the slot machines to another, hitting on unsuspecting men. The common slot lizard will sell their body for a room and some cash for the slot machines, but the slickest and seasoned slot lizard will schmooze the sucker of her picking out of cash without doing much of anything.

Jess ain't nothin' but a fuckin' slot lizard these days.

by YepShesCrazy June 21, 2020

Mickey Liceaga

Papi chulo alv. Good ass friend

Yo si le vengo asiendo un hijo al mickey liceaga

by Dont ask who i am September 14, 2020

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy or likes to ride in order to get muddy

Get off that atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020

Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.

Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.

by dan_gleewang January 9, 2021

Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021