Abe Lincoln

When you take a dump on top of someone's head so massive that it resembles a top hat.

"Hey dude, you see that white bitch over there?"
..."yeah"
"I'm gonna go give her an Abe Lincoln!"
..."wait, isn't that Hilary Clinton?"
"Duh, I want to make her feel more like a president"
..."dude, you rock my world"

by Milfy :) February 9, 2012

West Lincoln High School

Where students over use the word “buddy” with friends that are bitches or virgins. They have girls with chlamydia and guys with small trucks. Freshman think they’re the shit and seniors thought they were athletic enough to beat Sidney Dollar.

“West Lincoln High School” was too much for CK and treyway are a bunch of fat losers

by Donovan Mitchel February 28, 2019

North Lincoln High School

Boring-ass fucking school, the two categories of kids include: boring ass sports kids and inbreds. The students at this school are all teacher's pets and will laugh at almost any corny ass joke the teacher makes. Hundreds of nicotine fiends call this school home. Don't even think about pulling out a juul in the bathroom or you will be swarmed by groups of wack freshman. "Dude I haven't had nicotine in an hour. Dude please! My mom took my juul bro. Stop being a dick bro let me hit it"

Did you hear about the kid who died a virgin? Oh yeah I heard that kid went to North Lincoln High School.

by 941flow February 9, 2019

Lincoln

Small town in Rhode Island. Full of assholes. Usually called Drinkin' Lincoln or L-Town because there's nothing to do here but get drunk and high. Located next to Providence the state capital.

Person 1: Wanna go to Lincoln Woods and smoke a blunt?
Person 2: Sure, nothing else to do without going into Providence.

by svnate9 April 18, 2011

Abraham Lincoln

as in stinkin, needing a shower

I'm Abraham Lincoln after chopping that wood

by Ivor Thirst February 8, 2005

abe lincoln

What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.

From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99

"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."

by McGyver March 2, 2005

Stinkin' Lincoln

During a 69 position, the man on top takes a dump on the partner's face and then places a five dollar bill on top of the steaming pile. (Also known as a dirty tip)

After we left Taco Bell, Shelly and I decided to 69 in her grandparents RV. After the A/C went out, I felt the need for a hot stinkin' lincoln.

by asbmatt September 26, 2009