ear licking 

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

ear licking by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Not liking Tenacious D 

The act of disliking this amazing band automatically makes you a dick pleasing cock gobbler. Because only a dick pleasing cock gobbler would not like this god given band.

"Since Nick Hernanderelli enjoys Not liking Tenacious D he therefore likes penis."

Not liking Tenacious D by Tenaciousfan October 6, 2009

Linkin Park 

They were a badass, mainstream nu-metal/rock band from 1996 - 2004, before they started to become more calculated in their approach to songwriting and decided to appeal to their fans' parents with 'Minutes To Midnight'

Since 2012, Linkin Park have been trying and failing to compete with their first two albums, due to the absence of their passion for music.

Friend 1: "Hey.. Did you hear that new Linkin Park album?
Friend 2: "Argh.. I gave up with them after Minutes To Midnight but i'll check it out."

Linkin Park by Dagnammit June 19, 2014

Linkin Park.

All good until they turned with JZ fukin now they suck balls. Hybrid Theory what cool, but now it is just pure rap Bull shit

RAP SUCKS now so does LINKINPARK

Linkin Park. by Samus February 19, 2005

Licking the beater

When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner

Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."

Licking the beater by William Mitchell May 10, 2008

ear licking 

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

ear licking by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Quarter Licking 

Licking or putting change in your mouth and you have no fucking idea what you are doing.

John got aids cuz he found a quarter on the subway floor and started quarter licking it.

Quarter Licking by quarter licker March 14, 2010