pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023

Card Licker

A colloquial term referring to an individual who displays an excessively frugal and penny-pinching behavior. A card licker will go to great lengths and employ unconventional methods to save even the smallest amounts of money or resources, often at the expense of practicality or social norms.

"I can't believe Tim spent an hour meticulously scraping off the expiration date on expired coupons just to use them. He's such a card licker."

"Sarah's reputation as a card licker spread quickly when her friends discovered she would collect discarded gift cards and painstakingly erase the remaining balances to reuse them."

by Xx_ILove_craighogan_Xx July 12, 2023

Pulled a Lieberman

to repeatedly ruin everything at the last minute with conflicting and hypocritical excuses

Yesterday Steve said that he wanted to have our big Scrabble tournament at Sally's house, now right before we are about to start he said that he won't come just because it is a Sally's house! This is like the fifth time he has canceled on us at the last minute with a knuckle-headed excuse, and now it seems we'll never have our big Scrabble tournament. Steve has Pulled a Lieberman on us!!!

by P.B.Slaps December 15, 2009

Potato chip Licker

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.

Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.

by Horsey and kitty November 7, 2011

Dirty Dick Licker

A real low down person.

Mark ate the last pickle, what a dirty dick licker

by Jacker Smacker May 23, 2016

Shitt Fuck Titty Licker

"Shitt Fuck Titty Licker" is an expression used to signify a sense of disappointment or regret over an action.

"Loses in a game of League of Legends"- Shitt Fuck Titty Licker.

by JRT-Moosh April 17, 2018

Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019