Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.

Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.

by MurrayBall January 19, 2020

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 3, 2022

Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart

Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced

by Ye corey March 19, 2022

Spicy lettuce

Another name for weed

Bruh this is some fire spicy lettuce

by skidoodle November 4, 2019

Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations

She is a lettuce licking liberal

by Sassycheetah September 1, 2018

El lettuce de lá Satanica

So, it's pretty much the Hype Beast pronunciation of "the Devil's lettuce".

Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"

The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".

by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

by Gut_pirate69 November 26, 2021