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Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.
"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023
mugGet the Lettuce Spraymug.

Lettuce Leaf

Bomb Ass Weed, Very Green & Aesthetically appealing.
Yo, I heard Chauncey got the plug for that lettuce Leaf, That mf owes me 30 dollaz i'm finna make him smoke me out.

Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!
by GeddyFribbs February 16, 2017
mugGet the Lettuce Leafmug.

Lettuce poppin

Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.
Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*
by Buggers4 May 15, 2016
mugGet the Lettuce poppinmug.

Lettuce

A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.
I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo
by roses&blood November 11, 2019
mugGet the Lettucemug.

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.
Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!
by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022
mugGet the Lettucemug.

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023
mugGet the International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Daymug.

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players
Bud ur lettuce is sick shit
by Lettucebuet1 August 2, 2016
mugGet the Lettucemug.

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