“Lick and Leave”

The act of showing up at someone’s house late at night, licking their cooter for a bit and then just leaving.

“I promise it’ll be quick, just a “lick and leave”.

by CMOMO July 31, 2022

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National leave the basement day

On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.

You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.

by Minecraftplay1830 March 01, 2024

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National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 March 01, 2024

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a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

something literally EVERYBODY has said

You: Why can't I laugh?
Me: You know what they say... a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

by everyonesaidthat December 22, 2021

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day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.

Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.

by manfredmanley July 24, 2015

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