Lazy Pains

It is the sharp pains you get in your ribs when there is work to be done

Mom: Go out there and help you Dad in the garden
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy

by thebrownsound123 November 27, 2009

Lazy showers

Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.

Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"

by Jack dake December 1, 2017

Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

lazy but talented

Basically it means you are lazy, but you are skilled in many things.

I'm not a couch potato, I am lazy but talented. I can play guitar, skate, make someone's day better and a whole lot of other things.

by That one guy with a face. September 19, 2016

Lazy Cat

A slang word used to use on someone who is lazy and is a massive procrastinator

Tyler is always slugging around and never does his homework. He's such a lazy cat!

by skorox May 21, 2016

lazy republican

doing the horizontal mambo sideways

it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican

by Horthy_Miklos April 21, 2022

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009