Kirking

The act of unexpectedly ejaculating onto someone’s neck, typically from behind or above, for the sole purpose of startling, annoying, or asserting playful dominance.

"I kirked Jessica last night, it was such a mess."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."

by NeekoCheeks February 18, 2026

kirked

when a person, usually but not always a contrarian or right-winger, is offed in an especially ironic or hypocritical way, especially if it's publicly.

bonus points if it's by or for a process, condition, or state that they claim to be 'safe' or preferable to the alternative.

named after Charlie Kirk, who famously was shot mere seconds after blaming inner-city gangs for gun violence.

"Can you believe that guy got kirked on live TV by a white guy while claiming minorities are the real threats?"

"Yeah, what an ironic way to go."

by schadenfreud February 19, 2026

kirked

getting shot in the neck after saying something crazy, doing something crazy, or being massively hated on

Random guy: "I dare you to smash his head in the cake!"
Other random guy: "No way, bruv, I'll get kirked if I do that!"

by 00not.ur.s!lly.bunny000 February 21, 2026

kirked

Murdered by a belligerent party as a means by said party to achieve certain political or religious goals. Used as a synonym to assassinated.

Being kirked is a internet slang term beginning usage mainly by those following U.S. politics during the 2nd U.S. presidential term achieved by Donald Trump.

I really dislike this eagle that's been flying around my yard. I wish it would just get kirked by someone.

by Esna Slersad February 24, 2026