skinny kenny

A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.

Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.

by mike charter January 24, 2022

Joe kenny

A plumber who sucks dildos

Hey that guys back in the porta potty sucking a huge rubber dick, hes a real joe kenny

by 690ontop September 28, 2025

Kenni

Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were

Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon

by bufferingbadger July 4, 2024

Kenny

Someone who needs to calm it with the tiktoks.

Kenny calm down with the tiktoks.

by aligray November 22, 2021

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

Kenny boy

A drunken grandad that loves boating and is truely legit.

Damn Thant grandpa is so cool. Must be a Kenny boy

by Kwidgy October 6, 2019

red head kenny

When you watch porn on YouTube

I did red head Kenny last night with the boys

by Thegreatgayman January 22, 2021