junk shot 

the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.

joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?

scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*

junk shot by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010

Junk Driving 

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.

L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.

Junk Driving by Ringtone Records September 2, 2010

cartoon junkie 

a cesspool organism that thinks straight male youtubers having abusive sex is kinky and also looks like the mayor's son from horton hears a who

guy one: hey man, where's that slime coming from?
guy two: there must be a drooling cartoon junkie close by

cartoon junkie by godjustdiealready October 4, 2017

junk 

Heroin

I was high on junk, and the warm winds of santa anna felt alright.

junk by hott enchilada July 17, 2003

Junk sling 

A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.

Wow look at that guys junk sling! Banana hammock

Junk sling by Jonny cred:Pam December 14, 2010

kick in the junk 

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.

"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"

kick in the junk by Boris87 June 11, 2006

Net Junkie 

Person who spends too much time on the internet, often to the point where there social life is limited to MSN, bebo and myspace.

George 'So, Tim what are you doing today'
Tim 'Probably just on the computer all day'
George (under his breath) 'Net junkie'
Tim 'What'
George 'Nothing.'

P.S if you are reading this you are probably a net junkie.

Net Junkie by Stapler3 October 18, 2007