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Elise Johanson

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!
Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"
by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005
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Johannes

Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.
Johannes sucks
by Kevin Eliassen April 22, 2016
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Jhanelle

Otherwise known as jhanelle syndrome. A lethal allergy to chicken specifically used to describe a black child allergic to chicken since birth. Usual symptoms are shocked black parents, angry black parents, no tonnie tuesday for blk family, suicidal black child, and possible adoption for the overwhelming burden to never eat chicken again.
Jhanelle -If you bring your blk friend near a KFC, he or she does not go inside at all. EVEN AFTER YOU SAY THAT YOU WILL PAY.
If there is a sale on chicken in price chopper and he or she does not buy, then he or she is aa jhanelle
by Kelzos October 22, 2009
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Jhanna

A COOL CAT THAT MEOWS LIKE A CHICKEN! AND BUILT SKYSCRAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by cakt901 July 5, 2012
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Johannelund

A hood situated in the south-east part of Linköping, Sweden. This is da hood where all the old nigguhs are chillin' n' smokin a phat one. There aint no trash livin' here. They know their place, they go to Skäggetorp, Ryd, Lambohov or any other shithole like that. They're all wiggahs anyway.
Johannelund is only for tha real motherfuckin' G's.
by Tha 7 inch snake May 6, 2005
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Johanna

A johanna is a girl with a lot of guy friends, and flirts with a lot of them but doesn’t let any get to close. Not the worst looking but acts like she’s hot shit. Makes guys fall in love with her only to get with some else in the same second.
Johanna: Hey wanna kiss right now
Tool: Hell Yes
Johanna: Okay but remember we’re just friends...
by Buttergolm69 November 9, 2019
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Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.
"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"
by Oyorra March 8, 2010
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