Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
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Seriously, its not Jeffery as in referee, its Jeffrey as in Jeffrey Dahmer. Quit being lisdexic people!
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Dmv guy:
“Please check all the info you submitted us is correct before we print your ID Jeffery.”
Jeffrey:
“uh, you printed my name wrong, its Jeffrey, not Jeffery.. are you retarded or something?!!”
“Please check all the info you submitted us is correct before we print your ID Jeffery.”
Jeffrey:
“uh, you printed my name wrong, its Jeffrey, not Jeffery.. are you retarded or something?!!”
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