Friend 1:you what did you get up to last night
Friend 2: not much just performed and infinity gauntlet with a couple of mates
Friend 2: not much just performed and infinity gauntlet with a couple of mates
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(in)def·i·nite·ly
en/ˈdef(ə)nətlē/
1.
without doubt (used for emphasis). Inner side of a person, object or thing
certainly
surely
for sure
unquestionably
without/beyond doubt
without/beyond question
beyond any doubt
undoubtedly
indubitably
assuredly
positively
absolutely in a definite manner; clearly.
inner side of something.
interior
inner part
2.
the inner part; the interior.
situated in, or derived from, the inside.
inner
interior
internal
inmost
innermost
en/ˈdef(ə)nətlē/
1.
without doubt (used for emphasis). Inner side of a person, object or thing
certainly
surely
for sure
unquestionably
without/beyond doubt
without/beyond question
beyond any doubt
undoubtedly
indubitably
assuredly
positively
absolutely in a definite manner; clearly.
inner side of something.
interior
inner part
2.
the inner part; the interior.
situated in, or derived from, the inside.
inner
interior
internal
inmost
innermost
Setting: (nightlife in a bar)
Guy walks up to a girl in a bar....
Guy: "Do you know when I am indefinitely?"
Girl:"Indefinitly?"
Guy:"When my balls are smackin you, in the ass! That's when I know, I am IN DEFINITLY"!
GIRL: "Do you know when YOUR indefinitely?"
GUY:"Indefinitly?"
GIRL:"When your balls are smackin me, in the my ass! That's when I know, your IN DEFINITLY"!
Pick up line that works to both his & hers advantage.
Guy walks up to a girl in a bar....
Guy: "Do you know when I am indefinitely?"
Girl:"Indefinitly?"
Guy:"When my balls are smackin you, in the ass! That's when I know, I am IN DEFINITLY"!
GIRL: "Do you know when YOUR indefinitely?"
GUY:"Indefinitly?"
GIRL:"When your balls are smackin me, in the my ass! That's when I know, your IN DEFINITLY"!
Pick up line that works to both his & hers advantage.
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Get the InfiniteJimmy mug.When you're in a human centipede and everyone boofs the person in front, but the circle is large enough to come full boof circle in a glorious "infinity boof."
James and I were at a party Friday, and we saw a full-fledged Infinity Boof when someone broke out the blow.
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Get the infinity boof mug.1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
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