by Holdupanddab November 23, 2022
Get the dead buttmug. When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.
Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"
John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."
John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."
by Tummystickers May 30, 2019
Get the Butt Mayomug. The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
Get the Butt Spacklemug. by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010
Get the butt lemmingsmug. by BJ33196 October 8, 2013
Get the rocket buttmug. When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.
by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016
Get the butt radarmug. by Joey Sis April 11, 2017
Get the glass of buttmug.