space suit

Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.

Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.

Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!

Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!

Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.

*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*

Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!

Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!

by Mark H September 5, 2004

Space Chord

Any type of musical chord that gives an ominous, yet grand sound to audibly describe the vastness or wonders of space. Many examples can be found in common Sci-Fi films, usually during scenes of open, empty space. Space chords can also be created accidentally or be unintended in a situation.

John: Can you help me with these chord progressions on my keyboard?

Ben: Wow dude, that last chord you made sounded like a space chord.

by timepast February 26, 2011

Space Slug

The piece of shit that comes out after you giving someone a Colorado Crater.

After I pulled out, that piece shit almost got me. Like a space slug after the millenium falcon!

by Dex Doomsday September 3, 2007

space dogging

the use of a womens frozen faeces as a dildo

mate, lets get that women to partake in some space dogging while we jack off

by hippy February 28, 2004

space beer

another term used for a beer

Get me another space beer!

Another space-tek?

by dadeuce July 18, 2006

Make space

Taking a huge shit to make room for more booze.

Al - Where'd you go? Your beer is full.

C.C. - Just took a giant shit. Had to make space.

by J.J. Mac April 14, 2012

space walk

When a person is spaced out and starts walking randomly. When they start thinking again they usually realize they have no idea where they are or how they got there. It is similar to sleep walking, but it is when you are awake.

Space walker - "Holy crap where am I? Shit, I must have been space walking again."

by Ray Vinmad May 20, 2010