ted

a tiny teddy bear who happens to also be a ghost

ted sucks

by ethan.chowww May 29, 2020

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Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.

I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.

by Djijn July 23, 2021

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Ted Grey

The extrememly sexy guy in the movie PATHOLOGY,who uses his pathological skills to commit the perfect murder.........

That Ted Grey? He Can Kill Me Any Time He Likes!

by Coroner V May 22, 2009

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Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

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Ted

A color of red, but mispelled on text.

"I'm gonna get my hair dyed ted!"
"I love that color!"

by BullSnake February 10, 2024

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the kid ted

About become one of the biggest rappers in the world he will hit 1billon followers on Spotify and Instagram in just one decade his first release album will be through the years featuring all the rappers in the world

The kid Ted works with Mr beast

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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