Ted

Best friend. Can be a dog but is always there for you no matter what. He his very energetic and funny. If your friends with him never loose him.

'Did you see Ted before?'

'Yeah! He was so fast!'

'I know!'

by Issy H July 27, 2020

Tedding

When two people are getting on really well. It can be a friendship, or a romance about to blossom.

Derived from the idea of two cute teddy bears getting on well with each other.

Hey look, Sarah and Tom are tedding!

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 3, 2022

Ted

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍

Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...

by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021

sho-ted it

screen shot/ copy something discreetly

here i sho-ted it.... look. to discreetly say you copied it

by Cameater December 10, 2022

Dop ted

When your closest friends betray you

Ange and Alex dop ted on me in call last night

by I.Daniels March 25, 2022

Ted Faro

A narcissistic tech bro.
Originates from the game “Horizon Zero Dawn”.

Elon musk is a real ted faro ass motherfucker.

by chocolate_maned_wolf April 8, 2024

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023