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Idiot Cocktail

(n) when two or more idiots or idiotic things are combined, shaken, and presented for consumption resulting in increased feelings of stabbiness and rage.
While watching TV last night, an interview with a certain dim-witted female politician from Alaska was directly followed by a beer commercial featuring a "suave redneck", I felt like I had just had an idiot cocktail and had to restrain myself from going on a rampage.
by Bizzymama October 1, 2011
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blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.
god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!
by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011
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raped idiot

NightFaLL is a raped idiot, as seen on raped-idiot.com.
by raped idiot January 27, 2008
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Racist Idiot

Anyone who believes that only white people can be racists; yet, they not only feel the need to call every other race any derogatory name they want but they feel like that they earned the right to do so.
Chris does not realize that everytime he preaches hatred for the white man and calls them insulting names like he is currently doing, he does nothing but makes himself look like the racist idiot that everyone has grow to hate.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 25, 2009
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A fucking idiot

Guy 1: Wow, Riley's a Fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Yeah.
by BiggieCheese22 October 18, 2019
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idiot love

A state of mind where one is unaware that they are in fact in love with a person, usually ones best friend (gender irrelevant).
"You and Claire are in idiot love"
"My brother is in idiot love with Betty"
by urban ruby November 16, 2007
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Absolute idiot

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.
Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.
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