Hipsterdufus

Someone who is hip in their own mind but a dufus in the view of mainstream society.

Kramer always thought he was trendy and everyone else thought he was weird.

by Mike S. August 13, 2004

hipster

Forget everything you know about hipsters its all wrong. Hipsters are the third gender of the human race, these individuals segregate themselves from the other two genders by sporting their own gender specific fashion, culture and music. The hipster gender has to this day baffled the scientific community for they play no part in reproduction nor contribute to society what so ever (because they usually have no job and live off their parents trust fund ... its fucking true). The usual human hipster would generally perceive members of other genders as inferior, rejecting all ideas and culture of the genders and referring to it as being "too mainstream" a term they use for something that doesn't appeal to their gender much like a man playing with barbie dolls or a woman who is somewhere other than the kitchen. Hipsters are usually found boasting about their great knowledge on pointless topics that most people wouldn't really give a shit about and their useless philosophy/art degree that they cant and wont use. Scientist theorize that the reason the hipster gender is not found in the wild is because the members of the gender had long ago died off. The hipster lifestyle is not compatible in the wild for there are no Cafes, Parliament Cigarettes, Crappy Indie Music and all carnivorous hipster animals would have perished from refusing to consume meat. Also like the whole population of the United States all hipsters have no clue as to the correct usage of the word "irony"

Hipster: I wear prescription glasses even tho i dont even need them cos im being ironic hurr derrrrp.

by thatdude2012 July 8, 2011

hipster fucks

Hipster fucks are people who think they are so cool by their laid back "lack of trendiness- I dont try to be cool" when really they are defeating what they are saying by their own disguised trendiness. Responsible for the new boy band, they usually dislike anything remotely accepted because it is remotely accepted, and instead turn to the accepted things within their own circles (which everyone likes anyways so they are again defeatng the purpose). characterized by their scarves in the summer and shirts with what they think are obscure band names on them, and greasy hair, they are truly the definition of hypocrits.

"Man look at that hipster fuck. He's so dumb that he will read this definition and agree,'yeah I hate those posers!'when it really describes himself."

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

Hipsterphobia

The growing desise in America of people who obsess over or hate hipsters. Like the Salem Witch Trials, people with Hipsterphobia claim everyone is a hipster and back it up with a poorly put together and redundant argument. One with Hipsterphobia is considered a Hipsterphobe.

Dude, you have Hipsterphobia

by HipsterForPresident November 25, 2010

Hipster youth

Inspired by the term "hitler youth", a hipster youth is someone ages 13-17 who is too indie for their age, and will one day become a full-fledged hipster. Basically a teen hipster.

By age 16 Joe had already gone to every music festival in the United States, wears too tight skinny jeans, and sports ironic facial hair. He is a hipster youth.

by Magicshan March 10, 2013

manhattan hipster

(As opposed to Brooklyn hipsters.)

The original hipsters: non-bike riding, non-beard growing, non-hoodie wearing, non-chubby chasing hipsters.

Males wear high-end jeans instead of levis. Females wear high-end jeans instead of frumpy thrift store frocks. Manhattan hipsters are generally more glamorous, and lead more glamorous lives, than Brooklyn hipsters. When "hanging out" in Brooklyn they will usually choose to do so somewhere south of Atlantic ave. as to avoid the dirty white trash heretics of north Brooklyn.

See the strokes

"Now that he goes to NYU, David is slowly becoming a manhattan hipster."
"Just be grateful he isn't becoming a brooklyn hipster."

by interneter May 11, 2010

Hipster Male

1. "Men" in their 20's or 30's who aspire to look like late 70's porn stars with enough hair to be confused for half-yeti/half-serial rapist.

2. Effeminate man with emaciated structure and no body hair. May be seen wearing track shorts, short enough as to show off their testicles, to prove that they are actually male.

Hipster Male

1.
Dude, I just saw Ron Jeremy in a speedo and a unicorn sweatshirt. He was drinking shitty beer and giving away candy to children.

2.
Dude, is that a chick? I can't tell, I'm blinded by all the body glitter and I think I see a tube top.

Nah, that's a dude, and apparently he likes to vagazzle his balls.

by Kozyavin April 22, 2010