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hump hound

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.
Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!
by Joefromcali February 10, 2018
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House hump

A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.
I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”
by JesserDee November 20, 2018
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Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.
by ABetty June 8, 2020
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hump daddy

When your boyfriend only humps you during sex and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. This will probably happen when you want sex but he doesn't. This usually means he is bored with your orgasms or sex moves. It could also imply he doesn't want to have sex with you for a long amount of time.
Tracy: "He doesn't put me in the position I like it anymore! I want to feel special, not a booty call!"
Mary: "OMG! What a hump daddy !!"
by FUCKMEINTHEFUCKINGPUSSYBITCH December 1, 2017
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hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.
"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."
by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009
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cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009
mugGet the cardio humpmug.

Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.
I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
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