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Pro Hawk

A type of hair style that is similar to a mohawk but is styled in such a way so as to be acceptable in a professional environment.

Perfect for ex-punk rockers moving out of their parents basements and transitioning into the work place.
Dude 1- "Bro, Chuck totally sold out- he's working for the man now"

Dude 2- "No way dude (1), Chuck still rocks out. Just check out his sweet Pro Hawk"
by VonWeismann January 18, 2011
mugGet the Pro Hawkmug.

Foil Hawk

is someone who is going from place to place in search of getting high for free and smoking up everyones meth (foils)
Hurry up and put the dope up theres a foil hawk at the door...
by labbers November 10, 2009
mugGet the Foil Hawkmug.

Banana Hawk

Extremely small and hairy chode1, that resembles that of a pigmy marmoset.
by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009
mugGet the Banana Hawkmug.

cock hawk

a man that tries to look at your penis while you are stood at the public toilet urinal
stop looking at my dick you cock hawk
by pokka November 3, 2011
mugGet the cock hawkmug.

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.
I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.
by Anal salad May 7, 2019
mugGet the Evan Hawkmug.

Gro-Hawk

The infamous Gro-Hawk, which is actually is the shortened version of "Gross Mohawk". It occurs when (typically) a boy who has an even cut, grows tired of it, and then styles it as a Mohawk, (spiked up hair in the middle area).
Dan thought the ladies liked versatility, so he made a Gro-Hawk out of his even-cut hair. He does not know why all the girls laughed uncontrollably whenever they passed him.

Guy 1:(to himself) Man, I've worn the same hairstyle since I was in 6th grade... I need something new. *grabs hair gel from his grandfather's house and smears it onto his hair, styling it like a Mohawk, but leaving it to the normal shag on the sides* Oh yeah, they ladies gon like me now!
(goes to school)
Friend: Dude!, What happened to your head, man?

Guy 1: It's a Mohawk, DUH!

Friend: More like a Gro-Hawk! *sighs while shaking head, walks away*
by TGQ July 17, 2009
mugGet the Gro-Hawkmug.

hawking the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.
Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.
by In the next room September 15, 2008
mugGet the hawking the higginsmug.

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