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Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
mugGet the Handle snatchermug.

On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.
Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”
by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025
mugGet the On Shipping and Handlingmug.

Trump Handle

Bob, lets grab the wives by their Trump Handles and go out tonight.
by BrewTa22 October 14, 2016
mugGet the Trump Handlemug.

Stomach Handle

I'm gonna go pull the stomach handle off myself.
by SkordySkor May 14, 2023
mugGet the Stomach Handlemug.

handle

'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.
"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."
by StarryGordon January 16, 2022
mugGet the handlemug.

lip handles

How Jess entices men round to her house for sexual pleasure.
Hi Carl come round tonight to see my lip handles
by Beau78 September 25, 2018
mugGet the lip handlesmug.

worm handle

A) to refer to ones own or another phallic member

B) to refer to a grasp relatable to one you would use to masturbate
A) tod has a huge worm handle

B) don’t hold the baseball bat too tight or too soft, give it a good worm handle
by Stink boy September 25, 2020
mugGet the worm handlemug.

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