Someone who likes to lick hammers: i.e. dicks, i.e. anyone you particularly don't like or is a complete "tool"...can also be used in the abbreviated form "hammer" which means the same thing to those who are familiar with the term.
Michael J Hoke is a hammer-licker extraordinaire... What does he want to do, lick your hammer? What a hammer-licker... Lawrence is such a hammer...
by Ian Webster March 26, 2008
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by Calum90 October 23, 2008
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by robvic62b December 28, 2005
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Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.
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Earlier today, I was practicing on my hammers and strings.
'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin
'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin
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