My hue lights were hack-haunted by google when I was talking to the daughter of one of their employees.
by Professor LoveHandles February 11, 2020
by Bellatrix the dog August 11, 2020
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
A Faraah Hack is an interesting species. Might see one in the halls at school. or working with kids at RMEC preschool. making them smile and laugh. making them feel safe and comfortable. But you’ll never realize how truly interesting a Faraah Hack is until you talk to one. Like I did in 2018. And boy was I blown away. Even if you’ve never trusted a single person in life before, you feel like you can trust a Faraah Hack instantly. A Faraah Hack will make you feel secure. A Faraah Hack will be a sister to you whenever you need one. A Faraah Hack is definitely worth investing in. However, there’s only one of its kind, as it is an endangered species. There is only one Faraah Hack, and she can’t be replicated.
by FARAAH’S MAIN HOE November 22, 2021
When people RIDING A BICYCLE , SCOOTER , PUSHING SHOPPING CART and playing MUSIC FROM a car do this.
Worse than WISE ASSERY language.
Easiest way to ELDER ABUSE FRAME
Worse than WISE ASSERY language.
Easiest way to ELDER ABUSE FRAME
They pass by your near vicinity and trust me when you look for something you have on your CELL being ANDROID it disappears what you wrote but what the true DRIVE BY HACK does it has a tendency always to SKEW YOUR DATA to make you look INSANE OR CRIMINAL OR BOTH but take it from ANAL ALAN and GAYE says NY name is ALAN I WALDMAN as there is not much you can do about I SCUM.
Now guess what MIKE what PETER we can now TWIST WHAT THEY SAY using our DRIVE BY HACK to get them in DEEP SHITS or get them in DEEP MADNESS TORTURE GAME as this is "YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE"!!!!
Both above are your most effective DRIVE BY HACK as it is in concert " what you gonna do, " DRIVE" ........."whose gonna..."
Now guess what MIKE what PETER we can now TWIST WHAT THEY SAY using our DRIVE BY HACK to get them in DEEP SHITS or get them in DEEP MADNESS TORTURE GAME as this is "YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE"!!!!
Both above are your most effective DRIVE BY HACK as it is in concert " what you gonna do, " DRIVE" ........."whose gonna..."
by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022
Can it be done?
Will there be anything left of the internet?
Who will take on the challenge?
What will be the prize?
Turning a 1 into 0?
Who can take control the longest wins?
Any thoughts?
Ideas?
Will there be anything left of the internet?
Who will take on the challenge?
What will be the prize?
Turning a 1 into 0?
Who can take control the longest wins?
Any thoughts?
Ideas?
by Astronauts training coach October 11, 2023
ME FIVE DOLLAR MAXIMUM CURRENCY
LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.
JARED IS WAITING FOR.
A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.
JARED IS WAITING FOR.
A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
It's a TENDERLOIN to be honest with you as the GLOBAL PUSSY HACK begins at ME | and ends at ME.
Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.
That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.
That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 23, 2021