A Greek taxi 

When a woman’s minge has seen so many dicks it’s gone past the 1,000,000 mile mark on the odometer and clicked back to the start.

Jesus that bird I pumped last night had more mileage on her badger than a Greek taxi.

A Greek taxi by Oldbuzz February 15, 2020

visits the greek isles 

A phrase used, typically by prostitutes, to advertise their willingness to engage in anal sex.

Jenna's add on Eros stated that she visits the greek isles. So if you wanted to go around the world or bond with a buddy over some double penetration, you've probably found the right girl.

visits the greek isles by jeanettegarbo1 November 28, 2015

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues 

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Dirty Greek 

During the act of sexual intercourse, the man withdraws, jets his sperm into the womans eyes, and steals her marijuana and/or drug supply and flee's the scene. Also known as Zervosing in Manchester.

Can you believe it? I Dirty Greek'd her! Stole everything while she was blinded!

Dirty Greek by Tonerrr July 19, 2010

Cyprus is Greek 

Cyprus is Greek is a code phrase for furries which actually means "I want to have Furry-yiff sex". The phrase first appeared in 1958 and it is very common in EOKA and patriot greeks who want enosis (Unify cyprus with Furryland), since Greece is said to be the most furry populated country in the Balkans.

Furry person 1: (to another furry): Hey Foxy UwU.
Furry person 2: Cyprus is Greek murrr!

Cyprus is Greek by Valon Le degol May 23, 2022

Hung like a Greek God 

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

Hung like a Greek God by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016

The Hairy Greek 

Someone with so much hair covering there no-no square/ southern hemisphere that you automatically know they are greek. You would think that after many generations of great philosphers and scientists that they would find a cure to ease this infestation of black thick melanin growth among the anus territory, but the hair is just too resistant against knowledge.

o what a nice day in greece......you jump in the pristine ocean to fine BAM not a beautiful coral reef but a big thing of greekness in your face hanging out the the bold bathing suit wearer who is from of course..........greece.

The Hairy Greek

Callie*********

The Hairy Greek by calleisme November 15, 2010