to be goth served is a higher degree of serving. it is from the south park episode that makes fun of the movie, You Got Served. In many circles it is condsidered a higher form of being served and more severe. Others think of it as being served about a goth (or, occasionally, other scene) faux pas. Still some believe the only way to be goth served it to be served by a goth. This includes any form of serveage.
see: serve, You Got Served, or goth
see: serve, You Got Served, or goth
::Bob trips for no reason and falls flat on his face::
Billy: You just totally goth served yourself!
Billy: You just totally goth served yourself!
by version 2.0 May 21, 2005
The single most annoying type of poser. %30 are poor white trash with supposed "dye jobs" that are probably the product of them coloring their hair with magic marker. They are also too poor to afford the overpriced ugly chain linked pants from Hot Topic so they usually wear goodwill jeans dyed black with some shitty band (slipknot, korn, ICP, Mandon) t shirt that is 2 sizes too big. Another %60 are spoiled suburban kids who think their lives suck even though mommy and daddy buy them everything they want. Usually sport better, but still shitty dye jobs because mommy and daddy pay for it to be done at the JC Penny salon at the mall. They buy extremely overpriced clothing from Hot Topic, but still shop at Goodwill, becuase goths are supposed to be poor. The other %10 have no specific social class, but still carry most of the previously stated characteristics.
All mallgoths whine about their 'shitty' lives. If anyone is mean to them about anything they automatically scream "DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAWTHYCKCKC!!!! I'M NOT A SOUP CAN!" but will immediately turn around and make fun of a groups of girls for wearing American Eagle clothes, which makes them 'preps'. If a mallgoth is actually harassed for being 'gothic' they suddenly start crying because they are too pussy to really take the criticism.
Mallgoths will also come up with stupid meaningless nicknames for each other because they think it's cool.
These nicknames often change daily and a log must be kept to ensure currency. IE. Skittles, Sprinkles, Squeegy, Skippy, Muffin, Kitty, Pancake, Cupcake....ect.
Most are often considered to be 'ironic' because everyone knows that mallgoth aren't cute so it's clever to give them cutesy nicknames with no meaning behind it.
Mallgoths also listen to pop music or mainstream emo rock and assume it's goth and metal.
Faking mental illness and sexual orientation is often very common among mallgoths.
All mallgoths whine about their 'shitty' lives. If anyone is mean to them about anything they automatically scream "DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAWTHYCKCKC!!!! I'M NOT A SOUP CAN!" but will immediately turn around and make fun of a groups of girls for wearing American Eagle clothes, which makes them 'preps'. If a mallgoth is actually harassed for being 'gothic' they suddenly start crying because they are too pussy to really take the criticism.
Mallgoths will also come up with stupid meaningless nicknames for each other because they think it's cool.
These nicknames often change daily and a log must be kept to ensure currency. IE. Skittles, Sprinkles, Squeegy, Skippy, Muffin, Kitty, Pancake, Cupcake....ect.
Most are often considered to be 'ironic' because everyone knows that mallgoth aren't cute so it's clever to give them cutesy nicknames with no meaning behind it.
Mallgoths also listen to pop music or mainstream emo rock and assume it's goth and metal.
Faking mental illness and sexual orientation is often very common among mallgoths.
Mall goth: LAWLZ New Hot Topic pants? Cool! Come help me color my hair with this blue Crayola marker!
Mall goth: Hey KittyCakeSprinklePantsFace! Lets go take out meds and then go lesbian all over each other! We're so mallgoth we're goth!
Mall goth: OMGZ?!!! Did you just call me GAWTH? I'm not a soup can! Don't label me you stupid PREP!
Did you see that mallgoth swallowing Smarties in front of Hot Topic saying they were Anti-Psychotic drugs?
Mall goth: Hey KittyCakeSprinklePantsFace! Lets go take out meds and then go lesbian all over each other! We're so mallgoth we're goth!
Mall goth: OMGZ?!!! Did you just call me GAWTH? I'm not a soup can! Don't label me you stupid PREP!
Did you see that mallgoth swallowing Smarties in front of Hot Topic saying they were Anti-Psychotic drugs?
by Amaranth013 June 03, 2008
A real goth doesn't conform to any trend. Wearing all black was an attempt to defy conformity, before it became a trend in itself. Real goths don't give much of a fuck about what they wear, it just happens that they wear black. This labeling is all about a persons mentality and beliefs, not the way the dress. Of course, because of little idiot kids, Goths have now become shamed... all because of little fuckheads trying to be different. It's all about the music and your mentality, not the way you appear.
by Jaggezz November 14, 2003
An other "type" of goth with a general knowledge of Goth Culture. They give their own "flair" to the scene by being to such an extreme of non-conformist that they often don't get the approval of other more traditional goths because their quite a bit "wilder" in behavior than others.
The typical dress of a Punk Goth is not always all black. They tend to like a more "punky" look with accessories like wristbands, beanies, and chains hanging from their pants or long shorts.
by Jeff Minix September 24, 2006
a mallgoth also known as a "juggalo" is a wannabe goth, usually straight up white-trash. A typical mallgoth outfit consists of a poser band shirt(evanescence,Korn,HiM,Cradle of filth,insane clown posse etc.),skater shoes, tripp pants,studded belt a pentagram as well as eyeliner all over their face. They are the ones responsible for making Marilyn Manson look like a bad man, they misinterpret his lyrics and sometimes even shoot up schools in his name, Manson most likely never intended for this.
They do not listen to real gothic music, besides maybe the cure. Most of them have never heard of siuxsie & the banshees,Bauhaus,sisters of mercy, christian death,alien sex fiend,joy division or any of the other real goth band there are.
many claim to be "wiccan" this offends most pagans. they also love anime more than anything on earth... i could never find an explanation for this...
"I'm goth because I'm a wiccan who wears tripp pant,likes anime and listens to evanescence" - mallgoth
They do not listen to real gothic music, besides maybe the cure. Most of them have never heard of siuxsie & the banshees,Bauhaus,sisters of mercy, christian death,alien sex fiend,joy division or any of the other real goth band there are.
many claim to be "wiccan" this offends most pagans. they also love anime more than anything on earth... i could never find an explanation for this...
"I'm goth because I'm a wiccan who wears tripp pant,likes anime and listens to evanescence" - mallgoth
"really? who was the first goth band" - true goth
"um...uh... i cant tell you cause it's a goth only secret, i swore i wouldn't with my own blood" - mall goth
"you mean you actually cut yourself cause you thought it would make you goth?" - goth
"um...yeah... Amy Lee told me too" - mall goth
"um...uh... i cant tell you cause it's a goth only secret, i swore i wouldn't with my own blood" - mall goth
"you mean you actually cut yourself cause you thought it would make you goth?" - goth
"um...yeah... Amy Lee told me too" - mall goth
by caliban_ July 14, 2009
A not so nice term, for an individual who strolls around the mall(s) all the time. It is difficult if you can tell if some one is a mall goth. Just because you see some one hanging out in the mall(s) and wearing tripp pants and slip knot tshirts, does not mean they are posers. A mall goth is some one who wants attention and is dressing and acting like some thing they are not. Most of these mall goths are younger teens who are trying to find something to relate to.
My advice would not be to yell rude things at them, or be rude at all. Leave them be, because for all you know they might just like a style, and just because they are at the mall does not mean they are a mall goth. Mall goths are just people who want attention and hang out at malls allot.
If you dress goth and like going to the mall allot, it does not make you a poser! As long as it is who you really are :)
My advice would not be to yell rude things at them, or be rude at all. Leave them be, because for all you know they might just like a style, and just because they are at the mall does not mean they are a mall goth. Mall goths are just people who want attention and hang out at malls allot.
If you dress goth and like going to the mall allot, it does not make you a poser! As long as it is who you really are :)
I saw a teen at the mall, dressed in very stereotypical goth garments and acting very rude to me and my boy friend, I think I saw him there a few times this week.
Mall goth are very similar to other teens who act up in public places and they they should have all eyes on the.
Don't worry, if you truly like they way you dress, you are not a poser, as poser or mall goth is some on who dresses to impress. They don't dress that way because they really feel a connection to the material they are wearing. They dress like that for attention.
Also see attention whore, poser, fake, media.
Mall goth are very similar to other teens who act up in public places and they they should have all eyes on the.
Don't worry, if you truly like they way you dress, you are not a poser, as poser or mall goth is some on who dresses to impress. They don't dress that way because they really feel a connection to the material they are wearing. They dress like that for attention.
Also see attention whore, poser, fake, media.
by Eternalflame666 May 04, 2014
Gothic yes is a type of agriculture but then again it is somthing many people are very into today
Goth or Gothic is just a way of expression or looking towards the darker side of things there not satan worshippers or evil or nething like that there very understanding people. If you took the time to get to know them you would probably get along with them. You would then know that because they dress in black or smoke pot or listen to heavy metal music it doesnt make them a bad person it doesnt even really make them goth. some of the real goths are very heavily into depression. Some are not some are just like this to be different to show other people that everything in to world isnt all flowers bunnys and candy. No there is more to it than that Death Suicide Pain Drugs real goths or gothics understand the darker side of things and know not everything in the world is happyness. But you dont have to dress in black smoke pot or listen to heavy metal music to be goth u can wear hot pink and be goth its somthing that you have inside that some wish to show on the outside also. Goth is Self Expression, Freedom Of Expression, Freedom of Religion in a way, Freedom of Dress and Freedom Of Speech. If you Get Your tongue pierced that doesnt mean your goth. So to all the people out there who are reading this think about how the people u make fun of call names and ask really stupid questions are just like you. Their Normal people. They just express themselves differently then most people in this world do or would.
Goth or Gothic is just a way of expression or looking towards the darker side of things there not satan worshippers or evil or nething like that there very understanding people. If you took the time to get to know them you would probably get along with them. You would then know that because they dress in black or smoke pot or listen to heavy metal music it doesnt make them a bad person it doesnt even really make them goth. some of the real goths are very heavily into depression. Some are not some are just like this to be different to show other people that everything in to world isnt all flowers bunnys and candy. No there is more to it than that Death Suicide Pain Drugs real goths or gothics understand the darker side of things and know not everything in the world is happyness. But you dont have to dress in black smoke pot or listen to heavy metal music to be goth u can wear hot pink and be goth its somthing that you have inside that some wish to show on the outside also. Goth is Self Expression, Freedom Of Expression, Freedom of Religion in a way, Freedom of Dress and Freedom Of Speech. If you Get Your tongue pierced that doesnt mean your goth. So to all the people out there who are reading this think about how the people u make fun of call names and ask really stupid questions are just like you. Their Normal people. They just express themselves differently then most people in this world do or would.
by Jayden Smith January 11, 2005