Goat Stroker 

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

Goat Stroker by Crham December 26, 2015

Goat ride 

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .

"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"

Goat ride by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019

Goat Love

once a homie has acquired the goat love from another homie the love between them cant be replaced therefore goat love is the stongest form of loyalty

yo dawg i got goat love for you

Goat Love by M R J U N G L E M A N January 20, 2020

Goat Punched 

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.

Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!

Goat Punched by bigbadbick January 5, 2008

Goat Herding Pig Fuck 

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you

"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"

Goat Herding Pig Fuck by Steve SB April 24, 2007

goat.cx 

One of the gems of the internet.

"Goat.cx's fine perfection and tender self-reflection lends flavor to its intellectual nature."

goat.cx by placebo February 3, 2005

goat goudger 

To have intercourse with a goat

I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.

goat goudger by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007