Glizzy Goat

Much like a Glizzy Gladiator and Glizzy Goblin, the Glizzy goats are the absolute best/ Goats at chowing down some glizzys. They can guzzle down any load at a time and in almost an instant. Usually their hunger is for glizzys and glizzys only. Try to beat one in a contest and you’ll just end up embarrassing yourself. One can simply not beat a glizzy goat in their own game as they just splurge the lengthy glizzy wieners down their esophagus as quickly as one can bat an eye.

Wow Joey Chestnut is destroying the competition. He must be a glizzy goat of some sort.

by The OG Glizzy Goat May 26, 2021

scrot goat

The title you give someone who sucks balls the best.

when fleshia wraps her lips around you're balls, you'll see shes the scrot goat.

by bert and jerry June 27, 2021

goat face

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

by bowser724 February 22, 2008

Scape Goat

noun: Any car exceeding the speed limit or driving recklessly, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the Scape Goat will get caught in any speed trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Doing this is called Scape Goating.

"That guy's going pretty fast... I'm going to let him get a little further ahead of me, and then I'll speed up and use him as a Scape Goat."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

happy goat

A classification of girls that enjoy anal sex, which was found out by the following:

In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E....-S" in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as a happy goat, telling the guy that she is a fan of anal sex.

"Dude, you remember that redhead from the bar last night???
So, apparently, she makes a crapload of money, looks amazing naked, her carpet matches her pubes by the way, and best of all...SHES A HAPPY GOAT!"

by Slammoth October 27, 2009

Pat a Goat

Verb~ The action of brushing your side fringe out of your eyes.

when your with your mate and their fringe is covering there face you say," you gotta pat a goat"

by olliee88 June 24, 2010

closed goat

A tightly shut vagina.

Oooooh, you don't have camel-toe, so you must have a closed goat.

by erectism January 11, 2008