The full MTG

A degree of delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary and Biden regularly do so.

Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She gone the full MTG.

by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021

the full Britney

Shaving off your long hair on a whim, like Britney Spears did.

My hair is starting to look like a mullet, so I think I'll give myself the full Britney.

by mtizzo April 30, 2007

Full Status

Marine Corps terminology and/or slang;

1. Referring to being in a highly intense state of intoxication.

2. The absolute most inebriated one can be while being conscious

(See Obliterated)

GySgt Smith: "How drunk was he Marine?"

Cpl Gavin: "Oh, he was fuckin' Full Status Gunny"

by BROSKEW May 27, 2009

Full Circle

To go 'full circle' is to attempt to right one's terrible sleep schedule by pulling an all nighter and then attempting to stay awake the entire day into the next night. It is probably one of the stupidest things I have ever tried.

Jimmy is currently passed out in the bathroom, and its 11 AM. That idiot was trying to go full circle.

by Lachdanan July 19, 2018

full throttle

When you rub your phallic organ and ejaculate at maximum capacity at a speed ranging from mach 2 to 5, causing a heavenly spray of white goo and possible internal organ rupture depending on the target. Commonly misused with "maximum overdrive", when you go full throttle you know your dick wont recover for a few weeks. Common symptoms include your balls looking like a deflated parachute for a few days.

I CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!! I'M GOING FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
"Jesus Stacy, what happened to your face?"
"Chad went full throttle on me last night."

by 1-900 December 11, 2016

full Agamemnon

Agamemnon was the leader of the ancient Greek army. He sacrificed his daughter Iphigenia to the goddess Artemis in order to get the weather to cooperate so his army could sail to Troy.
It is to commit so much to achieving a goal that it is unthinkable to not achieve it as you cannot recover. It is important to remember to NEVER go full Agamemnon.

Stannis went full Agamemnon to appease the Lord of Light and it didn't even get him Winterfell.

by ~~TO November 1, 2015

Full Wilson

When you bend your PAWG (Phat ass white girl) over and slap that ass perfectly leaving a five finger welted imprint that resembles Wilson from "Castaway".

" Damn baby you smacked so hard I think you gave me a full Wilson!"
" This full Wilson hurts so good"
" That ass is so phat,I am going to have to give her a double full Wilson!"

by Pleasentville435 March 8, 2015