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drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.
so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.
by DNASt1st November 29, 2013
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fudge overboard

When you have to shit and can't find a bath room on the cruise ship so you do your business overboard.
I had to take a crap but couldn't find the bath room on the ship so I just did fudge overboard.
by Tmy February 4, 2015
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Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015
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Fudge nuts

Omg dude he had fudge nuts last night.
by Fudgenut December 10, 2016
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fudge packer

gay sex, packing your partners ass with poop. Packing the fudge.
Yo did you hear about Steve and Danny? yeah bro what a bunch of fudge packers
by Tiddytiddy July 30, 2017
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Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.
Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves
by SemtexJack August 17, 2018
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Fudge Judge

A legal judge who specializes in food related criminal cases. The name simply comes from the fact that 'fudge' and 'judge' rhyme.
ALL RISE FOR YOUR GLORIOUS FUDGE JUDGE!!
by Fone Bone June 10, 2018
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