drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.
so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.
by DNASt1st November 29, 2013
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by Tmy February 4, 2015
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Can also be used as an adjective.
Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"
2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"
3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"
2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"
3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015
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by SemtexJack August 17, 2018
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