Frog Soup

The liquid excreted from a quality shart

I farted and instead I got frog soup.

by Adultie January 12, 2018

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark August 08, 2005

Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.

The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.

by Quitus November 23, 2008

Frog Hands

When one ejaculates in someone’s hand and the cum connects to each finger like it’s webbed frog legs

Last night she jacked me off and I came in her hand and totally gave her frog hands.

by Edgy77 January 21, 2018

Crunchy Frogs

The physical appearance of a womans or mans erect nipples protruding through her shirt.

It must be cold in here. I can see Linda’s crunchy frogs

by howardchrist June 21, 2018

Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.

Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You

by hiddengamer93 January 12, 2009

A Frog with Pockets

A Frog (Frenchman) is innately dishonest. If you see a Frog with pockets, he will probably try to rob you because he is a thief.

That bitch was crookeder than a Frog with pockets! She stole my ice cube trays!

by Dan Wrather December 24, 2010