frog snax

The polite canadian way of saying "fuck sakes"

I just blew out a tire, frog snax!!!

by crazytrucker March 14, 2015

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.

The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.

by Quitus April 3, 2009

Frog With Pants

A person who has no ass to fill out the back of their pants, making it seem like a frog got up, put on a pair of pants, and walked away.

Guy: Hey Joe look, Tito's ass looks like a Frog With Pants on.

Joe: Hahahahahahahaha

Tito: Fuck You

by hiddengamer93 January 11, 2009

Shooting Frogs

Shooting frogs- farting
Dropping frogs- taking a poop

"Sorry for shooting frogs while the windows were rolled up."
"Yeah, whatever. Just drop them."

by iAMtRiCk22 April 2, 2010

Crunchy Frogs

The physical appearance of a womans or mans erect nipples protruding through her shirt.

It must be cold in here. I can see Linda’s crunchy frogs

by howardchrist June 21, 2018

Frog Hands

When one ejaculates in someone’s hand and the cum connects to each finger like it’s webbed frog legs

Last night she jacked me off and I came in her hand and totally gave her frog hands.

by Edgy77 January 21, 2018