Children

Michael Jackson Bait.

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what

by thecodie December 28, 2021

Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019

harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

Petulant Children

Not a real thing you actually believe you piece of shit you know you're just saying it because I said it about the religious. It's uno reverse.

Hym "Which is what makes you petulant children."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Excessive disrespect children

When you incarnate to Earth in the late 80's in a 3rd Dimensional Human vessel (Philip Piquet Vargas) with no powers or abilities, but in your previous life you were all powerful with abilities and powers, very powerful with a huge army and well respected and honored by many as being named Ashtar Sheran. But as Philip the Satanists, Illuminati, Shadow Governments of Earth have been responsible for so much negative black energy coming out of you to feed evil astral Dimension type beings and you get Satanist ritualed by them all the time and just plain taken advantage of by people that are not mature God or Goddess like types who want to neuralize you so you don't have a well deserved decent after life and are excessive disrespect children

Dude that guy had a very rough life because of them and there still acting like excessive disrespect children

by The Gods and Goddesses November 5, 2019

The Children of Chaos

An awesome band.

The Children of Chaos is an awesome band.

by cocisawesome June 10, 2011