wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.
I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.
by erkod March 05, 2017
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Breakfast Titties

When one's titties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. When the commonly know pancake titty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.
Dude I was finna bone Bonquisha till I saw dem breakfast titties, I didn't know waffle house had a topless menu.
by zoophile gang July 16, 2012
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Irish Breakfast

A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.
I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.
by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020
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Breakfast Taco

When you eat a girl out with syrup
My boyfriend has a sweet tooth so I let him give me a breakfast taco when he goes down on me.
by ben&kelly May 01, 2014
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Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.
Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.
by BlueNote August 07, 2013
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Raccoon's Breakfast

That which is eaten in a way that results in a lot of noise being made such as open mouthed chomping, slurping and munching.

Thats how raccoons eat. And raccoons like breakfast as much as the next vertebrate.

Now since it is impossible to eat pussy with one's mouth closed, and since pussy is generally so tasty as to provide a man with a great feast to which there can be no resistance it therefore follows that the sound a guy makes when Dining At The Y is accompanied by noises not unlike those a raccoon makes when its having its brekky.

Hence the phrase.

And it doesn't harm one bit that a Raccoon will eat more or less anything and gets fucking pissed if you take its tasty snack away before its done.

It all adds to the mental image.
"For Fucks Sake Bobby can you pack it in. I cant get a wink of fucking sleep over here".
"Sorry, man. Im just getting the Raccoon's Breakfast".

Marlowe looked up from his desk. The broad was tall. Good looking. Too good. Looked like she had the kind of money that only comes with a long story and a gun. He wondered how long it would be before he was getting the Raccoon's Breakfast.

In his memoire, Kissinger recalled how often during the Kennedy years, the Oval Office would be often be the venue for some of the old Raccoon's Breakfast.
by goody5 June 13, 2011
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