my little newt, my egregious baby, the LOML. hobbies eve has includes wafting queef, and sprawling on the floor like a predator waiting to kick you in the apex of your thighs. eve has a lovely bent fingernail that i love to lap up and roll around in my mouth. when you look into eve's eyes, you will be engulfed in HORNINESS. eve has a lorping tongue that reaches the trianglated glistening chin i have always loved. it can also morph into a clover, symbolizing how lucky i am to have eve in my life. i want to rub eves eyebrows
today EVE helds up pinky finger and said Chinese middle finger! and then stuffedstuffs the finger and spins you around on it like a basketball. Eve: I am the king of the jungle.
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A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆
They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
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