my little newt, my egregious baby, the LOML. hobbies eve has includes wafting queef, and sprawling on the floor like a predator waiting to kick you in the apex of your thighs. eve has a lovely bent fingernail that i love to lap up and roll around in my mouth. when you look into eve's eyes, you will be engulfed in HORNINESS. eve has a lorping tongue that reaches the trianglated glistening chin i have always loved. it can also morph into a clover, symbolizing how lucky i am to have eve in my life. i want to rub eves eyebrows
today EVE helds up pinky finger and said Chinese middle finger! and then stuffedstuffs the finger and spins you around on it like a basketball. Eve: I am the king of the jungle.
by Eve'slittleelf December 14, 2023
Eve is very funny. She acts like a boomer sometimes but she is everyone's GODMOTHER! She is very happy and giggly (very very very giggly) although she doesn't know anyone with the same name as her. Neither do I. You may not know an Eve but if you do she will parade your kitchen steal your silverware and tell you a funny joke while at it. If you give her some milk she will love you for life (she loves that stuff............... cow milk to clarify). She is anxious sometimes but can always get a grip back on life. She won't give up and she will not stop trying. To all the Eves out there you are special and have a special laugh that everyone adores and thinks is so funny. Eves are usually quirky and weird but lovable and wholesome (can be unwholesome if they want to be).
OMG EVE IS LIKE TAKING MY SILVERWARE PLS HELP
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special
by Lover boy sun juice February 28, 2023
someone who is snarky , full of them self and really rude, they have friends and a boyfriend but no one actually knows how
by student04 June 26, 2020
Person A: I met this amazing girl called Eve. I cant believe how amazing she is. My heart stopped.
Person B: She sounds amazing.
Person B: She sounds amazing.
by veryprivateperson January 06, 2023
Eve is the perfect flawless female specimen. She is HUGE and the fittest looking woman ever! She has perfect perky tits. Eve is a Goddess. Eve is a very horny woman. Eve's offspring will produce the perfect race very soon!
by godzservant December 21, 2022
by babesasf March 23, 2021