The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

mid shit flush

A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet

hey hannah...did kizz have a mid shit flush?

by jsb89 August 14, 2012

courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 12, 2009

Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

flusse

Overly obese woman. Short from German "Flusspferd" (rhinoceros). Pronounced floos-sa.

God, did you see that flusse Mark was hooking up with the other night?

by ETW March 26, 2008

flushcards

Originally defined as making flash cards while taking a deuce. It has bee expanded to encompass all forms of studying while in the bathroom. Modern times make this go hand in hand with craptopping.

Man, I need to study for that exam this morning! Time to kill two birds with one stone and do some flushcards.

by mindless900x August 3, 2009

fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.

Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)

by legalpwn January 7, 2010