flimple

when one busts a nut in his own face

Dude last night i was wackin it and i flimped

by herpes May 15, 2003

flumdo

cock sucker

you mum's a flumdo

by luke and ben September 1, 2003

flimpet

One who acts like a flange

Lara is a flimpet, her flimpetness is second to none

by John "Lara is gay" Dunn January 30, 2005

flampaliss

Means to rape and kill for fun

"Ima gonna flampaliss yo momma"

by fred heinimann May 14, 2006

flimph

reproductive parts - male or female. Generally used when discussing these parts with children. Like weenie or peepee.

Stop playing with your flimph Suzy! Or
Bill liked to touch a flimph whenever he could. Especially lady flimphs.

by Anna Marie June 29, 2007

Flumbler

A person that farts in front of you and walks away. Similar to a crop duster except the flumbler expels their flatulence so it maintains velocity, as if it sticks to you.

Bob is a flumbler and left a fart tumble along with me, like it was a tumble weed of flatulence.

by polygon January 14, 2008

flimptie

the hero in a children's fairy story, who saves
Flimptieland from the evil Zurtledurks with the aid of the good fairy Tumshee, the love of his life.

A Flimptie is a fearless thing
He’ll dragons slay and treasures bring.
He’s fleet of foot and soft of heart
And from him Tumshees never part
Is he real, or just a dream?
He’s flesh and bone so it would seem.
Or does he dwell in a secret place
Where no one ever sees his face?

by Susie Percival April 28, 2008