February 13

2/13

The day on which you must listen to "213" by Slayer

If you do not, you will be forced to by Divine Intervention.

Tom: "Yo bro it's finally February 13"
Jeffrey: "Awesome, I can play 213 on repeat and nobody can stop me"

by Toblerones April 13, 2021

Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.

Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.

by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018

February 2

Someone who is funny athletic and nice.

Her: her birthday is February 2nd?
Him: yeah that’s why she’s so nice.

by Cat in a butt November 2, 2019

february 28

if you were born on this day you are a legend. you should be a queen/king, this day SCREAMS goddess.
if you were born o this day then like my comment

“are you born on february 28?”
“yes”
“GODDESS!!”

by pansexualpisces October 30, 2021

February 3

February 3 is national ask your crush out day. Ask out your crush. Shoot your shot

Boy 1: dude go ask out your crush
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: It’s February 3
Boy 2: oh yeah

by Imma get LAzzYy February 2, 2020

February 17

The day when ARMYs fight for usernames over the MOTS 7 track titles.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come over and watch a movie tomorrow?
Person 2: I can't, it's february 17th, you know what that means...
Person 1: Omg, I almost forgot. I completely gotcha

by milkytaeh January 13, 2020

femboy February

a month where all boys can wear shits they like ig

dude1: hey dude it's February 1st you know what that means
dude2: femboy February?

dude1: hell yeah
dude2: aw yeahhh we startin wearing maid dresses now bro
dude1:hell yeah bro until it's the end of the month

by RaineyyBean November 29, 2020