Facts

A way for a boy to end a conversation

Girl- my mom just died I’m so sad
Male aka satin- facts

by yopeeingisalifestyle September 30, 2020

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Fact Fact Families

This one cheesy video that mskes people wave numbers in a Conga line

Fact Fact Families do the Conga

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023

Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.

Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.

by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022

Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.

this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?

by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024

Fon fact

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy

Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...

by Steloo September 15, 2019