Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.

Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?

by Smalz17 March 18, 2017

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.

"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game

by Solpiercer August 21, 2013

facial buckies

It means burned royally.

You asked Shelia out and she said no? Facial Buckies!

by The curly haired white man April 21, 2023

Femdom Facial

When the dominant woman ejaculates or 'squirts' discharge on a submissive's face, giving them a 'Femdom Facial'--a marking of territory, if you will ;)

Kevin: *sniff sniff* Dude, why does your face smell like that?

Liam: Uhhh....
Kevin: Let me guess, she gave you a facial?
Liam: Yeah...a Femdom Facial. Why are you sniffing my face anyway?
Kevin: ...It's what homies do.

by The Ultimate Subby July 31, 2025

White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion

My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 17, 2018

facial exercises

See bukaki

This chick did all of her facial exercises

by Tiny Nick August 26, 2017