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freight trained

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap
my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained
by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007
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Poo Fighting

To argue in circles, usually leading to frustation and/or rage.
Greg- "hey mate, how's shit"
Steve- "Bogus, me and the misses are poo fighting again"
Greg- "me too, poo fighting really sux"
by Stevwoodius Bogan March 31, 2009
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Play fighting

Ryan and Jessica were play fighting in class today, they definitely like each other.
by ygcvhu March 2, 2017
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Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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Freedom fighter

A terrorist that won.
Iraqis attacking Americans in Iraq are terrorists.
Americans attacking English in America are freedom fighters.
by Martin K December 3, 2007
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Nigg Fight

A nigger fight is when you have two large niggers of the male gender, going at a piece of fried chicken tied around a scrawny white boys neck. This fight goes until one of the big niggs gets said fried chicken and proclaims victory by screaming "OOOHH JINGO!"
CDM: DUDE i was used in a nigg fight last night!
KMB: no way! which big nig won the fried chicken?!
by PimpShip101 December 5, 2009
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Fight an Ogre

Have a very large poo.
"That meal was great. Now I have to go and fight an ogre."
by Jemson December 13, 2008
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