A very poor example for children. She is weak, won't fight back, and doesn't even know where a fucking banana tree is when it is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. She will use Spanish and English in both sentences.
by FuckDora June 14, 2010
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Very obvious questions are also asked during the show. For example, Dora will unknowingly ask us "Do you see my house?" when she is standing at least 10 feet beside it. Suddenly, the camera pans to the left until there is nothing left BUT her house. Then, a huge neon flashing arrow will point to her house. And then, a blue mouse cursor will beat us to it while we're sitting there in front of the TV trying to explain to Dora where it is, and it will click on the house. Oh, Dora, there it is! Are you fucking blind? And at least once a show, we run into residential badass Swiper the Fox, who steals items from Dora and cleverly hides them in piles with similar items to confuse the shit out of her. There is also one way to stop Swiper from stealing Dora's possesions (but if you tried it in reality you'd get your ass kicked). This one way is to stick out your hand like a pussy, as if telling Swiper to stop (and, WOW, he stops), and then, for him to not keep going, you have to say "Swiper don't swipe it" or something gay like that, and he'll snap his fingers mafia-style and say "Aw man!" like a gaywad and run away. Dora is an insult to anyone's intelligence and no one knows why it's still aired, poor kids are being stupified. Fuck you, Dora, you little pansy!
Very obvious questions are also asked during the show. For example, Dora will unknowingly ask us "Do you see my house?" when she is standing at least 10 feet beside it. Suddenly, the camera pans to the left until there is nothing left BUT her house. Then, a huge neon flashing arrow will point to her house. And then, a blue mouse cursor will beat us to it while we're sitting there in front of the TV trying to explain to Dora where it is, and it will click on the house. Oh, Dora, there it is! Are you fucking blind? And at least once a show, we run into residential badass Swiper the Fox, who steals items from Dora and cleverly hides them in piles with similar items to confuse the shit out of her. There is also one way to stop Swiper from stealing Dora's possesions (but if you tried it in reality you'd get your ass kicked). This one way is to stick out your hand like a pussy, as if telling Swiper to stop (and, WOW, he stops), and then, for him to not keep going, you have to say "Swiper don't swipe it" or something gay like that, and he'll snap his fingers mafia-style and say "Aw man!" like a gaywad and run away. Dora is an insult to anyone's intelligence and no one knows why it's still aired, poor kids are being stupified. Fuck you, Dora, you little pansy!
Hey kids! It's Dora The Explorer! Where's Boots? That's right, he got stuck up Swiper's ass!
*Click*
*Click*
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she's been known to have herpes and chlamydia, possibly contracted from her sexual escapades with Boots.
her cousin, Diego, has also known to possess child pornography, most likely of Dora.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED...
and that Benny the Bull. what the fuck were the creators on?!?
she's been known to have herpes and chlamydia, possibly contracted from her sexual escapades with Boots.
her cousin, Diego, has also known to possess child pornography, most likely of Dora.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED...
and that Benny the Bull. what the fuck were the creators on?!?
Dora: Hey Boots, gimme some lovin'
Boots: Dora, you've already got every STD possible
Dora: Awww... BOOOTSSS. please?!?
Boots: -unzips whatever he wears- alright Dora.
Dora: YAY.
isn't dora the explorer a dog?
Boots: Dora, you've already got every STD possible
Dora: Awww... BOOOTSSS. please?!?
Boots: -unzips whatever he wears- alright Dora.
Dora: YAY.
isn't dora the explorer a dog?
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