burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017

French Exit

The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife

John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.

by Capamerica50 November 14, 2017

Exit Wound

What happens at the end of a very very very strong curry.

Upon exit of the curry from the digestive system, a particularly potent meal the night before will result in pain in the exit area.

I can't put it any nicer

Dude, that vindaloo last night was dodgy. This morning I had exit wounds

by Thatoneoverhere May 4, 2008

polish exit

To use a freeway exit without actually leaving the freeway; i.e., to get on the offramp and then back onto the freeway. Usually used to bypass portions of traffic jams.

I was late for work so I took a Polish exit past the accident.

by Bombcar November 1, 2004

existentialist sex

A sexual experience that is planned in advance and set up to be different or weird on purpose.

She was bored enough to take up his suggestion for existentialist sex and wore the moon boots and feather boa.

by quazy_quisp April 11, 2009

exit wound

Synonym for the anus. The opening through which things exit the body.

I got shraped pretty badly this morning. I'm going to the doctor to have him examine my exit wound.

I asked my doctor about my exit wound and why it won't close. He said it's permanent and that there's nothing to do about it but to keep it clean.

by themiffinman October 24, 2014

Point of Existence

An awesome mod created for Battlefield: Veitnam which totally owns DC.

This mod is the best mod ever created...

"I just blew up that tank whore with my F-22!"
"No way! I was that tank whore you faggot!"

by Jesse November 9, 2004