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Eric

Eric is a mentally retarded cat who can fly. Once this lil fella gets the taste of blood, he lands on top of statues and turns into a demon and attacks fat people.
Woah did you see that Eric fly by yesterday?
There goes another Eric at work.
by #EricDaFlyingCat June 23, 2019
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He is the most sweetest honest and loyal guy you will ever meet. And he is very handsome and sexy. All the girls want to be with him. He can be stubborn and always wants to be the leader and in control in situations but he is kind and loving to his family and friends. To his girlfriend he wants to always make her happy and show her that he loves her... He shows love and compassion to the person he is with... He is committed to a relationship and loyal. If you find yourself a Eric you are one lucky girl. Hang on to him tightly.
eric: hey baby, just calling to let you know what im doing and to tell you that I love you so much babe.

girlfriend: Awww I love you too baby so much. Im very lucky to have such a great wonderful loving boyfriend like you.
by CflowerR March 23, 2013
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Eric

He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A light hazel and very tall, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest then lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing Bioshock, and Resident Evil. Resembles a twig, but is a food-addict. The kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Eric is soooooo sarcastic.

Why can't Eric ever gain any weight? He's a twig!

Sometimes, he's just so dense to feelings.
by TheGirlWhoWrites February 18, 2013
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Eric has a huge cock, prefers blondes with ponytails
by Eric434 May 18, 2021
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Erica

Women named Erica are very independent. Also very friendly, humorous, attractive, and polite. An Erica will make a good friend. Will make an even better sister.
I love you, you're such an awesome Erica.
by Lady1741 February 4, 2010
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Erik Jensen

A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.

1. Massive Baby Back Bitch

2. Retard

3. Douchbag

4. Homo

5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.

6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.

2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".

3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.

4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".

5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.

6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
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