Penis Envy

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

convo-envy

Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.

Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.

Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!

by 280 fog July 20, 2025

Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.

Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.

by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025

envy the realest

hes real ngl tbh ong gave me 100 robux one time kinda comp twin honestly i hate that guy

wow envy the realest is really acting like a jew today

by fairn October 8, 2025

ENVY Month

A fucking retard

ENVY Month placed his rocket ult on cart

by steals721 October 12, 2025

mansion envy

Sleep deprivation is the main cause, including ugliness and general poverty. drugs and alcohol can compound the problem thus ensuring more entertainment

mansion envy jealousy

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

Roster Envy

1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.

2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.

The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.

by Roster Lover December 7, 2025