state of emergencry

the deep feeling of helplessness during a tragic crisis in your life, where all you really want to do is cry.

"Did you hear that John's house burnt down, his girlfriend left him, and a drunk driver rear-ended him, completely destroying his car? I guess you can say he's now in a state of emergencry.

by pol pot head September 5, 2011

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Eimear

Usually a hoe who procrastinates the entire time.

Friend 1: See Eimear?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: She's a hoe

by BiggestAlphaMale January 29, 2020

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Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

by Jack March 20, 2005

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The point at which, when some idiot is walking along the side of a narrow country roadway, and two oncoming cars pass each other exactly at the point they pass the walker who fails to move his ass further to the side, saving himself from becoming a victim. Instead, he creates an emergendanger situation, placing his life in peril, the fool.

Man walking along side of a country road places himself in an emergendanger by not stopping his walk to watch as two cars pass each other at the exact spot where he is in the road.

by TraderManSam December 29, 2009

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emergency roll

The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.

Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?

Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.

Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.

by TheFezz April 15, 2014

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