Ducktard

People who watch Duck Dynasty on a regular basis.
Anyone appearing on the Duck Dynasty show or attending Duck Dynasty public events.
Fans of Duck Dynasty who hate Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for religious purposes.
Any person, place or object proclaiming intolerance of Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for any reason.
Anyone wearing Duck Dynasty clothing or other items promoting the killing of ducks and hatred of LGBTs.
Any company that uses the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban to advertise their product(s).
Anyone who believes older men should marry young girls because they are better "duck-pluckers" at a young age.
Politicians or persons in authority who oppose equal rights and opportunities for LGBTs for any reason.
Politicians who invite or stand near any Duck Dynasty family member attending the State of the Union Address.
Anyone with a picture of the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban on their web page or in their home or office.

Hey, look - all this Ducktard merchandise is made in Bangladesh or China, and look at that Ducktard wearing that stupid Ducktard hat!
Once I found out that my favorite chicken restaurant went Ducktard, they'll never get another penny from me.

by Frodogar February 27, 2014

Kansas City Slam Dunk

When you stuff your balls in your partners ass

I gave your mom a Kansas City Slam Dunk last night!

by Jarrelli March 30, 2009

Monkey Dunk

Performed by a big man in the game of basketball, a "monkey dunk" is properly executed by slam-dunking the ball with two hands, hanging onto the rim, and raising your legs up with authority.

Did you see that monkey dunk by Barkley last night?

by SeanEds March 22, 2009

pum dunk

To squat over a girl, whether she is awake or not, and dunk you cock into her pum making as little effort as possible.

I can't wait to get on holiday for some pum dunking!

phwoar...I would love to pum dunk that!

Roland, with a grimace on his face, squated and dunked, then proclaimed "I am a pum dunker!"

by Gearsy July 4, 2008

third world slam dunk

This is the act of taking a shovel to scoop up a steaming pile of dog shit from your driveway, in order to relocate it so your shoes don't get shitty. After scooping up the dog shit, you throw it from across the driveway and hit the backboard of your basketball hoop.

If successful, at least one big turd will stick to the top right of the backboard.

"In order to save my Nike Airs, I did a third world slam dunk at the buzzer."

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Dunk

A socially awkward, outcast loser. A "Dunk" was a complete loser growing up and has tried to make a transition into "the cool group." A dunk might say a line like "Wow me and Hudson got sooo wasted last night!"-- really everyone knows they had three beers.

"Kian is a dunk"
"Nice boner you DUNK!"

by Poopybum February 25, 2008

chunky dunk

When a skinny man has vaginal intercourse with an obese woman. The skinny man is on top while the obese woman is on the bottom therefore he is dunking his penis into her.

"OMG, I am so horny right now I would even chunky dunk Kirstie Alley!"

"Yo, your mama's so fat even Ruben Studdard thought she was a chunky dunk!"

by yopeacenlove October 15, 2009