French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014

Odonnell Duck

Noun: A greasy duck found in the South Carolina region. An odonnell duck may have the initial appearance of an eagle, but when cut open it's true colors are exposed. The odonnell duck is not the smartest of the ducks, in fact is considered the dumbest of all ducks. An Odonnell duck is a bottom feeder which scientist say may be the reason the duck is greasy. Unlike a normal mallard this ducks quack sounds more like a baby crying.

I wasn't sure it was an Odonnell duck that was found eating out of the trash can until I heard it whining like a baby.

by Ins Word Guru 2 July 18, 2012

duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.

Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!

by scodder September 28, 2012

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

Duck Muck

The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.

She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.

Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.

Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

The Silent Duck

1: The Silent Duck

- The shape a hand tends to employ to participate in the act of fisting at the point of entry, this later branches out into the full fist.

2: To Silent Duck:

- To threaten an enemy with the Silent Duck shape, they will then know that you definately mean business and will desist immediately.

1.
Joyce - "That dude fully attempted to use The Silent Duck on me last night, I wasn't having any of it with my monster cunt!"
Barbara - "You go girl."

2.
Dave - "Sup chaps"
Jack - *SILENT DUCK*
Dave - "Okay guys I know where my place is..."

by Dr. M. Edal December 4, 2007

Duck Monkey

A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.

"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"

by Matt Mousseau May 28, 2006