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dorito

1.) Snack chip, known well for it's 'dippability' and 'crunchiness.' Well known by users of marijuana.
by Manawski March 6, 2003
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Dorito Face

When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit
Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.
by OfficeMax21 September 23, 2010
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Doritos

Cardboard triangles with a heavy MSG coating.

Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.

There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
Every bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% MSG.
by Dr Suffering October 8, 2014
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Dorito finger

After eating many snack products one might be found. It refers to the thick "flavor" powder that gets stuck to your finger after eating that style of snack food
Johny had mad Dorito finger after pounding a whole bag of awesome snacks
by Dr Cheese April 30, 2009
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Dorito Face

When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.
Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.
by Daddyissues121 January 16, 2019
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Doris

Doris : older generation female who frequents such stores as screwfix to buy a oven bulb or 10ltrs of paint while under lockdown and social distancing from the corona virus pandemic.
Go home doris you dont need to be outside your home, paint and a oven bulb is not an essential purchase in these dire times.
Look Doris i dont care if your going to be bored while in self isolation you cant have any paint and you definatly dont need decking oil.
by Spunkyfmj March 28, 2020
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Dorina

Im a Dorina and I am agressive and I eat a lot. I have a fat ass. I throw birthday parties to my dogs and also invite our cat so he not gonna feel abandoned. I am addicted to nicotine and I love big boobie girls bye
-Wow Dorina smells like waffles
-Yes cause she ate all of them

-Wooeww is that Pamela Anderson???
- no tf thats Dorina
by Dorixna kicked me November 20, 2021
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