quit dragging your balls

Said when someone is doing something slowly and you want them to hurry it up. More commonly said to males, but can be said to females with an added insult.

Ex. Charlie, quit dragging your balls, you should have been done shopping hours ago!!

by MrNoScopez420PussySlayer February 23, 2014

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson April 16, 2009

drag your wagon

to masturbate or beat your meat

your a pervert, do you drag your wagon every day?

by rilla boy zea October 28, 2007

Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.

John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"

by TheOriginalKenBarbz March 11, 2012

look what the cat dragged in

An implication that someone is looking haggard, disheveled, and weather beaten...in very bad shape.

"Honey, don't I look fabulous in this new dress?"
"Look what the cat dragged in."

by Nick D March 10, 2005

Nicky Drags Power Clean

Is when a girls legs are spread eagle on the shoulders, leaned against a wall getting eaten out.

Jenna Perrino got " Nicky Drags Power Clean" done to her for the first time.

by Harold King December 20, 2009

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat

A person who is so spoiled that when they don't get their way turns into a hideous beast.

Whenever I tell my old lady no she turns into a real Knuckle Dragging Swamp Twat.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023