doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.

When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.

by Doobie Deucer January 14, 2017

Dookie lick

A really good deal on something.

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."

by AM1tchell February 24, 2017

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

doogen

another word for a cigarette normally used by sick cunts

bryans going outside for a doogen

by bryancunt34 May 19, 2017

Dookie

Dookie is a cookie that is covered in shit

Man I really want a dookie

by Fein I June 6, 2018

Dookie

Dookie

Poo of many creations,constipation,diarrhea and sloppy wet dooks

Hey doookie get away from me before I dookie on u

by Pooooooooofy June 24, 2018

Dookie

Doo-kie

A feeling of being a worthless piece of shit after waking up in the morning.

I feel like a fookin dookie today.

by Zuese September 20, 2018