Water Dong

Term for a water bottle filled with a clear alcohol, preferably cheap vodka.
Yea I snuck some vodka in with my water dong. I am so drunk, I have been water donging it all day.
by cobrandy June 15, 2010
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dong water

The result of a man taking a piss.

Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."
After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...
by Jason L. June 10, 2007
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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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Big dong

Tim: look at my big dong
Divani: wow daddy you wanna blow job
by Yo dad A February 05, 2020
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dong arm

Form: a noun that one receives, in the form of a punishment or abuse

To get the "dong arm" means to get screwed over hardcore, to be punished in some way (especially not having studied enough for a test).

Specifically, the meaning refers to a penis beating/dickslapping.

The origin of this phrase was when my roommate threatened to beat me with his penis, then waved his arm threateningly to simulate. He then said, "Yeah, I'll give you the dong arm." A revolution began. Later we agreed that if he didn't go to bed, he would get the "dong arm" on his Physics exam.

See: Derrick Toth on urbandictionary.com
"Damn, I really got the dong arm from OUPD. I shouldn't have ran."
by Peter Bradstock May 08, 2004
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king dong

by ben October 13, 2003
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cheese dong

a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.
I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!
by Tipsykit June 13, 2006
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