doorbell sex

The kind of sex that takes place in a hurry (or lasts longer than expected) before someone arrives, thereby ending it with a ring of the doorbell. At this point one party heads to clean up while the other just fixes clothing and greets the guest straight off the act.

I got home late and all we had time for was doorbell sex.

by techniq December 9, 2008

Back Door Bandito

When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.

When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.

His dick is so small that he gave hear the back door bandito and she didnt even notice

by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011

whore with one door

A whore who only invites you to use the love canal any poop shoot action or sucki sucki is not likely.

So get up to anything special with Dame Judy Dench last night?
Yes, I fucked her anus and she sucked me off afterwards!
Bullshit, I know for a fact she's a whore with one door.

by little jimmy bob mcriley teh 3rd December 28, 2007

Arbol De Dolar

The spanish translation of Dollar Tree, a dollar store located across the country. Commonly used to describe the Lisbon, MD franchise.

Scott: Where did you get those giraffe figures?

Ryan: I got them at Arbol De Dolar!

Scott: Do they still sell them?

Ryan: No, they ran out.

by CaspianTheDeer January 2, 2012

double back door conversation

When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.

'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

by DaynaS March 30, 2008

door mouse

A censored version of "dumb ass" for use in front of your kids or co-workers.

Code for "A total moron"

Mom: Johnny's friend is a total door mouse. He got a pencil stuck up his nose again at school.

Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.

Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?

by Horshack May 14, 2010

Suicide door

A door that is deeply unhappy or depressed and likely to commit suicide.

I can't help but feel bad for that suicide door

by jjplatinum August 13, 2018